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January 24, 2011
Easy Sunday
Monkey could say most interesting things nowadays.
When MonkeyMama was preparing lunch, Monkey asked her if she always wanted two girls.
MonkeyMama replied yes.
Monkey then said, "I think you should have 3 children."
MonkeyMama smiled, "Another girl? That would be nice."
"No, a boy!" shouted Monkey.
"Well, I don't know about that."
Then Monkey asked, "How much is a baby?"
"About 200,000 dollars."
Monkey was so shocked, she didn't know what to say. MonkeyMama then told her that yes, one should have a job before having a kid, otherwise you would end up like this so-and-so who had only yogurt in the fridge because they had no money to buy food.
Later all the girls took a nap together. They got up around the dinner time. Because the nap was so late, Monkey couldn't sleep when it was time to go to bed.
She hung out with MonkeyMama and watched her study. She asked, "Why can't you study at work?"
"I have to do work in the office," explained MonkeyMama, "Like you, you do homework at home, not at school."
"So do you have a test?"
"Yes."
"What if you don't do good on the test?"
"Well, in that case, I would take the test again."
Monkey made a face as her mom told her how many times she had to take the last test.
Monkey then asked, "Does your boss know the answers?"
MonkeyMama tried to control herself, "I don't think so. Maybe many years ago, but I don't think so."
Monkey watched a lecture on options and decided that all those Greek symbols are Chinese.
Speaking of Chinese, Monkey has been telling her parents that she wanted to learn Chinese, so she can tell secrets in Chinese to her mom. That is a good reason to learn Chinese.
Posted by Mike at January 24, 2011 10:43 PM
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